He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Houston, we have a blender
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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