Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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