Where is the hickey?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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