Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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