I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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