I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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