Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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