we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you would pick up someone in the library
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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