so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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