try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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