The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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