That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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