Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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