covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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