We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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