is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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