What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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