Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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