If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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