can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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