i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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