I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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