I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
cat food counts as protein by the way
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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