I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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