I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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