Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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