He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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