that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We left the knife in your bed.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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