Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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