i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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