Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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