Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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