East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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