Your tits are I can't wait for
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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