Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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