I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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