Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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