Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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