god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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