I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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