its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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