what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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