The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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