it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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