I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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