we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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