she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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