she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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