I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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