Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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