life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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