I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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