apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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