Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think i got beer on your cat.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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