rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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