Do vagina's smell?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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